Well, I have a little blurby for you, wrote it a couple of days ago, so the Saturday that is referenced is last week. Enjoy.  (or maybe not...)

     I had a swim meet on Saturday, didn't do too well, but with the amount of practice we have, that's not all that surprising, and also not what I really want to talk about.  See, after the meet, the food was all closed up and I was quite hungry, so we stopped at Panera on the way home.  (Now you're all "mmmmm-Panera", right?  just wait, it's not so pretty)  We were sitting and eating and a family comes up to this table, where someone else has left their stuff.  They move it, and sit down there.  The dad says - get this - "move your feet, loose your seat".  How kindergarten can you get?  A grown man in Panera saying petty rhymes as he takes a stranger's seat!?!  It's one thing to steal your friend's seat in the cafeteria and make them get another chair, but you don't take the entire table of another party in a restaurant!  There was a little girl with them too - maybe five or six.  Bet you can guess what she'll be saying next week when she's back in school.  If anyone ever wondered why these children's rhymes stay the same,  I guess you have your answer now.  There are  idiots who try to use them when and where they really shouldn't.  And if you can't tell, it pretty much disgusted me.